chore: sync code velocity to 47281 LOC [skip ci]

This reverts commit 894088d297.

.gitea/workflows/update-readme.yaml

@@ -11,32 +11,45 @@ jobs:
     steps:
       - name: Manual Internal Checkout
         run: |
-          git clone http://gitea-http:3000/${{ github.repository }}.git .
+          git clone --filter=blob:none http://gitea-http:3000/${{ github.repository }}.git .
           git checkout ${{ github.ref_name }}
 
-
-      - name: Update README
+      - name: Sync with upstream
         run: |
+          git fetch origin
+          git rebase origin/${{ github.ref_name }}
+
+      - name: Process Statistics and Update README
+        run: |
+          if ! command -v jq &> /dev/null; then
+            if command -v apk &> /dev/null; then apk add --no-cache jq;
+            elif command -v apt-get &> /dev/null; then apt-get update && apt-get install -y jq; fi
+          fi
+
+          USER_URL="http://gitea-http:3000/api/v1/users/patrick/heatmap?limit=1000"
+
+          RAW_DATA=$(wget -qO- --header="Authorization: token ${{ secrets.PAT_TOKEN }}" "$USER_URL")
+          TOTAL_COMMITS=$(echo "$RAW_DATA" | jq '. | map(.contributions) | add')
+
+          echo "Global Commit Velocity: $TOTAL_COMMITS"
+          echo "COMMIT_VELOCITY=$TOTAL_COMMITS" >> $GITHUB_ENV
+
           LOC=$(grep '"total_code"' public/code-stats.json | sed 's/[^0-9]*//g')
           FORMATTED_LOC=$(printf "%'d" $LOC)
-          
-          echo "Injecting $FORMATTED_LOC into README.template..."
+          echo "FORMATTED_LOC=$FORMATTED_LOC" >> $GITHUB_ENV
 
-          sed "s/REPLACE_ME_LOC/$FORMATTED_LOC/g" README.template > README.md
-
-          if [ ! -s README.md ]; then
-            echo "Error: README.md is empty!"
-            exit 1
-          fi
+          sed "s/REPLACE_ME_LOC/$FORMATTED_LOC/g" README.template | \
+          sed "s/REPLACE_ME_COMMITS/$TOTAL_COMMITS/g" > README.md
 
       - name: Commit and Push
         run: |
           git config user.name "Ares-Bot"
           git config user.email "ares@beane.me"
           git add README.md
+
           if git diff --staged --quiet; then
-            echo "No changes"
+            echo "No changes to commit"
           else
-            git commit -m "chore: sync code velocity to $FORMATTED_LOC LOC [skip ci]"
-            git push http://${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}@gitea-http:3000/${{ github.repository }}.git ${{ github.ref_name }}
+            git commit -m "chore: sync code velocity to ${{ env.FORMATTED_LOC }} LOC [skip ci]"
+            git push http://patrick:${{ secrets.PAT_TOKEN }}@gitea-http:3000/${{ github.repository }}.git ${{ github.ref_name }}
           fi

README.md

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ My lab functions as a live production environment where threat intelligence, aut
 
 ---
 
-## 🛰️ The Fleet (10 Nodes)
+## 🛰 The Fleet (10 Nodes)
 
 > This environment blends production, research, and continuous experimentation.
 > Availability and controls are intentionally tuned per node role.
@@ -43,12 +43,12 @@ My lab functions as a live production environment where threat intelligence, aut
 - **Retention:** 
   - 24 hours for lower confidence scenarios  
   - 14 days for high-confidence IOCs  
-  - 30 days for offender watchlist
+  - 7 days for offender watchlist
 - **Notification:** High-severity events dynamically pushed to Discord.
 
 ---
 
-## 🛠️ The Arsenal
+## 🛠 The Arsenal
 
 **Languages:** Python (Flask, Gunicorn), Bash, JavaScript (React, Node.js)  
 **Infrastructure:** Kubernetes (K8s), Docker, Caddy, NGINX  
@@ -72,7 +72,8 @@ Actively used across this environment or in adjacent projects:
 
 ## ⚡ Efficiency Metrics
 
-- **Codebase Growth:** `0` lines of custom code across all our repositories
+- **Codebase Growth:** `47281` lines of custom code across all our repositories
+- **Commit Velocity:** `1165` commits since Jan 1
 - **Ares:** Ryzen 9 9950X sustaining ~0.06 load avg while running Gitea and a Kubernetes control plane
 - **Resilience:** Automated failover between AWS and peer nodes
 
@@ -118,4 +119,4 @@ Optimized for sustained workloads and observability aggregation.
 - **Sovereignty:** All code, telemetry, and backups remain self-hosted
 - **Backups:** Multiple daily encrypted Borgmatic snapshots shipped offsite
 
-> *"If it's not blocked, it just hasn’t found our infrastructure yet."*
+> *"If it's not blocked, it just hasn't found our infrastructure yet."*

README.template

@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# 🛡 Patrick Beane
+# 🛡️ Patrick Beane
 
 **SRE | Security Engineer | Self-Hosted Infra & Detection**
 
@@ -36,14 +36,14 @@ My lab functions as a live production environment where threat intelligence, aut
 
 ---
 
-## 🛡 Detection & Response Lifecycle
+## 🛡️ Detection & Response Lifecycle
 
 - **Triage:** Telemetry ingested from 7 active nodes into the Argus engine.
 - **Escalation:** Post-exploitation indicators (e.g. webshells) trigger immediate `PERM_BAN`.
 - **Retention:** 
   - 24 hours for lower confidence scenarios  
   - 14 days for high-confidence IOCs  
-  - 30 days for offender watchlist
+  - 7 days for offender watchlist
 - **Notification:** High-severity events dynamically pushed to Discord.
 
 ---
@@ -73,6 +73,7 @@ Actively used across this environment or in adjacent projects:
 ## ⚡ Efficiency Metrics
 
 - **Codebase Growth:** `REPLACE_ME_LOC` lines of custom code across all our repositories
+- **Commit Velocity:** `REPLACE_ME_COMMITS` commits since Jan 1
 - **Ares:** Ryzen 9 9950X sustaining ~0.06 load avg while running Gitea and a Kubernetes control plane
 - **Resilience:** Automated failover between AWS and peer nodes
 
@@ -118,4 +119,4 @@ Optimized for sustained workloads and observability aggregation.
 - **Sovereignty:** All code, telemetry, and backups remain self-hosted
 - **Backups:** Multiple daily encrypted Borgmatic snapshots shipped offsite
 
-> *"If it's not blocked, it just hasn’t found our infrastructure yet."*
+> *"If it's not blocked, it just hasn't found our infrastructure yet."*

public/code-stats.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
-  "generated_at": "2026-01-20T19:42:04.836106Z",
-  "total_code": 13759,
-  "total_comments": 1132,
-  "total_blanks": 1859
+  "generated_at": "2026-04-04T05:50:01.559205Z",
+  "total_code": 47281,
+  "total_comments": 4293,
+  "total_blanks": 7970
 }